Osnovna škola Ravne njive-Neslanovac Split

Me Eeeyore was in the school Ravne njive for the maškare. There was a big mobile phone for the Krnje. Teachers told me to burn the Krnjo so all bad things go away because little children play and books cry.

I came to the najlipša školica and it wasn't full of students, teachers and pupils. It was full of cartoon characters and scary people and action heroes and clowns, nice clowns and bad clowns and monsters and pirates and queens and princesses and witches.

Then a girl called Lara from sixth grade read the Optužnica Krnji and everybody was awaiting 11:20 when me Eeyore had to burn the Krnje.

At 11:20 a river of these čudni ljudi čudna imena came ispridškole di se igrajukocke and I lit a lighter and I lit the Krnje.

 BAM! Huge fire! Lomača brale!

                                                              ROBI H.

OPTUŽNICA KRNJI

MI SMO UČENICI BEZ PROBLEMA, U NAŠOJ ŠKOLI CRNJAKA NEMA!

JER ŽIVIMO U MIRU I SLOZI,

I NIKO NIKAD NIJE NA RATNOJ NOZI!

ALI:

IPAK JEDNU MANU IMAMO

I ZNAMO DA JE SE RIJEŠIT MORAMO.

PUNO KASNO IDEMO SPAVAT

JER NA VEBU MORAMO NAVIGAVAT.

ONDA UJUTRO KREPAJEMO

I U ŠKOLI NIŠTA NE PEŠKAJEMO.

RAZLOG TU ISPRED NAS STOJI

IZILI NAS MOBITELI, DRAGI MOJI.

VOCAP SNEPČET VAJBER

INSTAGRAM FEJSBUK MESENĐER

A KRAJ GODINE SE BLIŽI

JEDINICE U DNEVNIKU STOJE KA FRIŽI.

I ZATO, DICO, MOBITELE TRIBA OSTAVIT

PA SE NA OCJENE NEĆEMO ŽALIT!

AJMO SAD MOBITEL JEDAN SPALIT!

PALIMO KRNJU. KRIVCA ZA SVE!